Post by Lex van den Berghe on Feb 17, 2011 19:32:03 GMT -5
First off I'd like to say nice job to the two of you. You certainly outlasted the rest of us
I'll start with...
Candice! My best buddy in the whole wide world. Don't really have anything to ask you. I think you played a solid enough game and deserve to be here. I wish we talked a bit more during the game though. I don't think we really talked at all during the Tyrone/Coach/Me vote. I wish you talked to me the night I was being voted out and lied to me. I really do! There's nothing better than lying to someone's face after you put the vote in for them. Rupert did this! I was proud of him for that. But good job Candice. You're doing well with your answers too. Better than I did in SBB
Now onto....
Rupert! Jeffrey my pal. Rupert's a good friend of mine. I worked with him closely in this game and in other games like this. So I'm allowed to say everything I'm about to say
I'll be like Sue and compare each one of you to an animal because that's fun. This will better explain Rupert to those who might not know him
Candice is like a BULL. I went up against her in another game and she was an unstoppable force who just crushed everyone whenever she needed to. She's tough, powerful, respectable, and never backs down
Now Rupert. He's kind of like...if the bull took a huge shit, and some of the shit got stuck in his fur, Rupert would be the small, insignificant, dimwitted fly who leeches onto that gross chunk of shit onto the strong bulls back. He'd ride that piece of shit as far as he possibly could. Hidden behind the bull. Once the bull falls though, the little fly would have absolutely no where to go. He relied COMPLETELY on the bull to get him to where he was going.
Rupert may say that he didn't trust Coach and I. Or that he made significant moves during the game. Or that he masterminded our blindsides. But none of it is true. He just latched onto that hairy shit and decided to see how far it would take him. A player who is surprised to have made it to the finals is probably a player who didn't do much of anything to ensure he got to the finals
Another thing about Rupert. The ONLY reason he joined the game. The ONLY reason he signed up in the first place...was to vote Coach and I out. That's it! He didn't sign up to play. He didn't play to win. He played solely to vote out Coach and I in order to feel smarter than us for about a week. He only signed up to ruin our game.
He's not a manipulator. Rupert couldn't manipulate his way out of a maze on the paper kids menu at Friendly's. The vote for Coach was entirely my idea and my plan. And I can only assume the vote for me was due to Candice/Colleen/every reward possible. Sure he voted and USED rewards against me that round...I guess you can say he was pivotal in that vote for that reason.
Am I impressed that he managed to last longer than his friends, Coach and myself? Nope! He just decided he'd rather plant himself firmly in that bull shit rather than the shit on the fox or the seahorse. He said that I would have gotten further in this game had he decide to "keep me". Don't let him fool you. He was never in such a position of power. It was Candice and Colleen who decided to keep him, he just liked their shit better than mine.
Question for Rupert. My entire vote depends on this.
Who are you in Ultimate Mafia?
Okay. I guess that's all. Good luck to the two of you and good game! ;D
I'll start with...
Candice! My best buddy in the whole wide world. Don't really have anything to ask you. I think you played a solid enough game and deserve to be here. I wish we talked a bit more during the game though. I don't think we really talked at all during the Tyrone/Coach/Me vote. I wish you talked to me the night I was being voted out and lied to me. I really do! There's nothing better than lying to someone's face after you put the vote in for them. Rupert did this! I was proud of him for that. But good job Candice. You're doing well with your answers too. Better than I did in SBB
Now onto....
Rupert! Jeffrey my pal. Rupert's a good friend of mine. I worked with him closely in this game and in other games like this. So I'm allowed to say everything I'm about to say
I'll be like Sue and compare each one of you to an animal because that's fun. This will better explain Rupert to those who might not know him
Candice is like a BULL. I went up against her in another game and she was an unstoppable force who just crushed everyone whenever she needed to. She's tough, powerful, respectable, and never backs down
Now Rupert. He's kind of like...if the bull took a huge shit, and some of the shit got stuck in his fur, Rupert would be the small, insignificant, dimwitted fly who leeches onto that gross chunk of shit onto the strong bulls back. He'd ride that piece of shit as far as he possibly could. Hidden behind the bull. Once the bull falls though, the little fly would have absolutely no where to go. He relied COMPLETELY on the bull to get him to where he was going.
Rupert may say that he didn't trust Coach and I. Or that he made significant moves during the game. Or that he masterminded our blindsides. But none of it is true. He just latched onto that hairy shit and decided to see how far it would take him. A player who is surprised to have made it to the finals is probably a player who didn't do much of anything to ensure he got to the finals
Another thing about Rupert. The ONLY reason he joined the game. The ONLY reason he signed up in the first place...was to vote Coach and I out. That's it! He didn't sign up to play. He didn't play to win. He played solely to vote out Coach and I in order to feel smarter than us for about a week. He only signed up to ruin our game.
He's not a manipulator. Rupert couldn't manipulate his way out of a maze on the paper kids menu at Friendly's. The vote for Coach was entirely my idea and my plan. And I can only assume the vote for me was due to Candice/Colleen/every reward possible. Sure he voted and USED rewards against me that round...I guess you can say he was pivotal in that vote for that reason.
Am I impressed that he managed to last longer than his friends, Coach and myself? Nope! He just decided he'd rather plant himself firmly in that bull shit rather than the shit on the fox or the seahorse. He said that I would have gotten further in this game had he decide to "keep me". Don't let him fool you. He was never in such a position of power. It was Candice and Colleen who decided to keep him, he just liked their shit better than mine.
Question for Rupert. My entire vote depends on this.
Who are you in Ultimate Mafia?
Okay. I guess that's all. Good luck to the two of you and good game! ;D
